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Someone asks a stupid question and the next person who posts gives a stupid answer that doesn't make sense and asks another stupid question.
Example:
Person1:
Why don't dogs fly?
Person2:
Because they don't eat salad.
Why am I stupid?
It sounds and is dumb, but it can be quite funn. Ok i will start...
Why does the alphabet start with A?
because B was scared of being first!
Why dont we have 3 legs?
Men do ;D
Why is the sky blue?
so blondes knew that it wasn't grass
why is water wet?
Because dry needed a break.
When does the bus leave?
jonnyw86
26-02-2007, 01:37
never
wats came first, the chicken or the egg?
the egg
y do men have nipples?
because God had spares
how many fingers do 22 people from "Hostel" have?
jonnyw86
28-02-2007, 09:02
less than 21 would have
where am i goin 2nite?
to the pub or stayin in
what am i drinkin at moment?
jonnyw86
04-03-2007, 11:48
to keep the rest of ur foot company
how much 4 a bag of chips?
7 headless rats
why did the chicken crossed the road?
kingjohn69uk
07-03-2007, 03:31
He had forgot to flush the toilet.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
beatthebullet
08-03-2007, 02:16
Because they don't brush their teeth
Why does money not grow on trees?
coz there would be to much
why is my post count so high?
Because you have a fence fetish
A is to B as frogs is to...... ?
beatthebullet
10-03-2007, 05:00
Crispy Pancakes
What is the meaning of life???
to have fun and get drunk
why is blood red?
Sparklingkijo
11-03-2007, 04:47
My neice.
What do college students do when not partying?
they dont go to college.
what will happend in 2.2.2222 at 2:22PM?
SarahJudd
16-03-2007, 06:52
mr bean will go to mars
why are leaves green?
because brown is boring.
why do things smell bad?
Sparklingkijo
18-03-2007, 03:28
Beacuse you didn't wash them.
What's black and white, and blue all over?
insanitic
20-03-2007, 09:02
a freezing zebra
when was the last monday?
kingjohn69uk
21-03-2007, 09:06
2 weeks ago
whats your name in french?
Sparklingkijo
21-03-2007, 02:30
Alisia? (lol)
Why is supposedly invisible deodorant always visible?
Sparklingkijo
21-03-2007, 02:49
(this may be deleted but i gotta.... ^.^;;;;;; )
3.14
Why does it rain??
jonnyw86
21-03-2007, 04:27
2 keep the plants wet!!!!
wats the point in snow unless its on mountains?
Because God hates your feet.
Why is a wheelbarrow nothing like a barrow on wheels?
kingjohn69uk
27-03-2007, 10:38
because they are green.
what is x if y is 50, z is 57
jonnyw86
27-03-2007, 11:27
ostrich toast
how many mouthfulls of tea in a cup?
SarahJudd
06-04-2007, 08:57
6285087
why is the sky blue?
Because God ran out of green paint.
Is Dumbledore really dead?
Andy_Cool
01-05-2007, 08:46
eat gotta pudding plum
what would chicken taste like if it didnt taste like chicken?
(the answer "everything" from Matrix-1 not allowed ;-) )
kfc
why does the wind blow?
SarahJudd
19-05-2007, 05:51
because its cold
Why is maths hard?
ThisIsMe
06-06-2007, 11:20
because pythagoras is stupid
why is god invisible?
clubzero0o
07-06-2007, 06:29
because they are too heavy?
why do you ask why?
coz you're not asking when? or what?
watching lost or a date with the person of your choice?
ThisIsMe
08-06-2007, 12:02
a date watching lost with your wife ;)
who killed the mysterious and utterly amazing little boy that killed his father that killed his uncle that slept with his aunt that killed the mysterious and utterly amazing little boy?
Jimmy
Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Indigo what?
Red
why do folks watch tv?
nothing better to do
how much wood could a wood chuck chop if a wood chuck could chop wood?
ThisIsMe
15-06-2007, 01:39
enough to make a programming error which may result in a memory access exception and program termination, or in the event of the user being malicious, a possible breach of system security.
:D
why did chuck norris roundhouse kick the pope?
He didn't want the pope's blood on his hands..
why do the best cheese smell bad?
because of the water
Why do we put lights on the ceiling?
ThisIsMe
21-06-2007, 07:13
they want to be like bats
Why do dogs sniff other dogs' arses?
Coz of the rising salmon
Why do we have hairs on our legs ?
To protect us from screwdrivers
How do you spell equate?
with a calculator
why is there a joker in my sock?
cuz you watched too much batman
why do we have to go to school?
blame canada
who are the who?
lostkelly
09-08-2007, 11:58
who are they?
why do we have two legs?
because we don't have four..
why is the sky blue?
because blue people might get camouflaged (question already bin asked btw: http://oliv3r.net/talk/index.php?topic=167.30)
Why did Iraq get invaded?
because a arrogant little man with 2 brain cells rules a super nation
Why to teenage girls in horror movies always go up the stairs?
(question already bin asked btw: http://oliv3r.net/talk/index.php?topic=167.30)
erm, that was an old thread :33:
Why to teenage girls in horror movies always go up the stairs?
so the monsters can get to them easier
why do cars have 4 wheels?
because a arrogant little man with 2 brain cells rules a super nation
HAHA!!!! LMAO
why do cars have 4 wheels?
Because they use the fifth wheel to steer.
What becomes of the broken hearted? Seriously.
they get filed away in the broken hearted filing system
Who's afraid of the big bad wolf?
prisonbreakaholic
01-09-2007, 09:00
jack and jill
what is mars?
sterclick10101
10-10-2007, 03:18
something you shouldn't give to a hyperactive kid.
who's that standing behind you?
my hand
why only females can Pregnant ?
terry101
25-10-2007, 03:29
Because if men had to give birth, we`d die out........ ::)
Why does one always stand at that cash register where it takes the longest???
StevenMcmurray
03-11-2007, 06:31
Coz he feeels like it
Why was money invented :)
ThisIsMe
05-11-2007, 12:49
so we can eat it... sexy metal hmmmm
why does a monkey scratch it's bum?
Because that's where its brain is.
How high does grass grow?
jules4099
05-11-2007, 07:49
Too tall when you're broke, busted, and disgusted.
When\where is a good time\place to shave?
Not in the challenger crash.
Where have all the cowboys gone?
skachild
03-12-2007, 10:31
because saddam hussein is gay.
why do we like to watch tv series.?
aizat2306
06-12-2007, 05:05
bcoz at the same time we can eat..
why do chocolates use cocoa eventhough sugar is added to lose the taste?
Capone1983
13-12-2007, 09:10
for the chocoholic looking for the sugar high.
why do feet smell and nose's run?
aizat2306
15-12-2007, 08:58
so we could walk upside down..
why do dog have their own year.
because the chinese were weird
why are we here?
henning123
15-12-2007, 09:14
Sometimes to irretate other people.
Why are men from Mars and Ladies from Venus?
aizat2306
16-12-2007, 05:43
coz men love chocolates and women like to shave their legs.
why do we need oxygen?
Akhenaten
10-01-2008, 06:32
Because we can breath without oxygen.
Do we speak English in England?
batchelert
11-01-2008, 07:15
Yes, just as they speak american in america and moonglish on the moon.
Where does my lap go when i stand up?
well, it tries to stand up too, but as it has no legs, it falls down.
How long is a month?
5 letters
What causes global warming?
lukelettuce
28-02-2008, 03:36
scientology.
Who is John Lennon?
dog with no legs
what do you take for a drag?
leianleian
17-03-2008, 11:56
taking for granted
How ugly u r? =p
this ugly ppppppppppppppppp
what time is the midnight buffet?
Noon. Just to confuse all those drunk peeps who dont wake up till then.
Why is the earth round?
because it has to roll around the sun
what size are big tv-s
bigger than a breadbox
why are my shoes so tight
ThisIsMe
17-08-2008, 11:29
because i put some snails in them
what is my head blue?
because you had your head stuck in a freezer
what do you get if you cross a zebra with a trench coat?
Tabbouche
19-08-2008, 01:38
Anything bigger than my TV :Doh:.
How come sugar is fattening :Ehh::Tongue:?
feralchef
19-08-2008, 05:30
so you wont mistake it for a pet.
why cant i sleep standing up, sit laying down and laydown sitting up?
Tabbouche
21-08-2008, 05:04
Because you'd rip a hole in the time-space continuum.
Who ate the cheese?
no one it's just behind the beer
what is behind the door ?
the big fat elephant
what type of robot they have?
the kind that can smell flowers.
Why is the universe big?
Moonshine
04-01-2010, 04:13
So it won't fit in a snowglobe.
Why can't we stay a way from computers?
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