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jonnyw86
19-01-2007, 01:34
go 2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_word_story if u dont understand how this game works...
jonnyw86
19-01-2007, 01:35
i walked in...
jonnyw86
19-01-2007, 07:51
and sharp but
jonnyw86
19-01-2007, 10:42
from the whiskers
Copy and paste the next part from each person, then it looks like a story :)
i walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it
jonnyw86
23-01-2007, 10:30
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, "have you seen
jonnyw86
24-01-2007, 11:27
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched
jonnyw86
26-01-2007, 07:33
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.
jonnyw86
26-01-2007, 11:22
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me
jonnyw86
31-01-2007, 09:25
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning
jonnyw86
01-02-2007, 06:59
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog
jonnyw86
02-02-2007, 12:55
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my
jonnyw86
03-02-2007, 07:13
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.
jonnyw86
05-02-2007, 11:25
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!!
misshalfway
06-02-2007, 07:27
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe 1
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it
jonnyw86
16-02-2007, 10:34
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I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it bak on. if
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn
jonnyw86
17-02-2007, 01:37
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be
jonnyw86
18-02-2007, 03:19
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
As i try
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
As i try to find those
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
As i try to find those, i heard something
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I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that i just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me,so i turned my torch on and then the room started spinning.and i fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off .but i didnt feel Painful, it felt wet and cold.I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
As i try to find those, i heard something, it sounded like
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
As i try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
As i try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling
jonnyw86
20-02-2007, 09:06
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
As i try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
As i try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
As i try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
As i try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I
kheather
21-02-2007, 12:47
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
As i try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra i would be a lot safer.
As i try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down
jonnyw86
26-02-2007, 01:43
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large
kheather
26-02-2007, 07:02
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was
jonnyw86
28-02-2007, 09:00
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red
kingjohn69uk
07-03-2007, 02:29
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole.
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I
kingjohn69uk
08-03-2007, 09:13
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a
beatthebullet
08-03-2007, 02:01
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already
SarahJudd
16-03-2007, 07:00
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me,
kingjohn69uk
16-03-2007, 08:09
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, i put on
kheather
18-03-2007, 03:04
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, i put on my flying cape
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, i put on my flying cape and red gloves
kingjohn69uk
21-03-2007, 02:35
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, i put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, i put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey
jonnyw86
21-03-2007, 04:22
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my
kingjohn69uk
27-03-2007, 10:46
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew I
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie
SarahJudd
28-03-2007, 01:47
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very
kingjohn69uk
28-03-2007, 02:28
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song.
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka
jonnyw86
29-03-2007, 01:06
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka and bum juice
SarahJudd
29-03-2007, 10:01
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my
kingjohn69uk
30-03-2007, 10:47
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eye's.
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eye's. i passed out
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eye's. I passed out.
When I woke
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eye's. I passed out.
When I woke there was a
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eye's. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure
jonnyw86
01-04-2007, 12:38
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eye's. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like
kingjohn69uk
02-04-2007, 02:06
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eye's. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman.
shwiesulka
02-04-2007, 05:21
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eye's. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought
beatthebullet
04-04-2007, 08:48
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eye's. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"?
kingjohn69uk
04-04-2007, 10:38
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no!
jonnyw86
04-04-2007, 10:48
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i
SarahJudd
06-04-2007, 06:32
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with
SarahJudd
11-05-2007, 11:30
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes
jonnyw86
19-05-2007, 02:29
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, jus wearin sunglasses
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing!
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my
SarahJudd
19-05-2007, 05:36
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that
john_locke
20-05-2007, 01:27
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere
SarahJudd
22-05-2007, 08:52
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting
SarahJudd
24-05-2007, 09:44
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like somthing i
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like somthing i had smelled
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like somthing i had smelled once before.
Harry
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then
SarahJudd
01-06-2007, 11:06
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick
adamterakhir
03-06-2007, 11:27
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that
ThisIsMe
05-06-2007, 03:59
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is
shwiesulka
05-06-2007, 07:30
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard
SarahJudd
19-06-2007, 01:24
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of
[gosh, can you believe the insane amount of sexual allusions in there :)]
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when
shwiesulka
20-06-2007, 09:23
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled
ThisIsMe
21-06-2007, 07:15
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back,
shwiesulka
02-07-2007, 03:32
I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.
As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.
Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.
When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.
Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old
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