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Found this website quite funny. http://www.jobpredictor.com/job/
Post ur predicted jobs.
Richard, Your ideal job is a Prime Minister.
Alan, Your ideal job is a Reality TV Show star.
lmfao!!!
Fern, Your ideal job is a Bearded Lady in the circus. i think i have the best so far!!!!
Aaron, Your ideal job is a Pirate.
yarrr
Gibbo, Your ideal job is a Second-Hand Car Salesman.
Oliver, Your ideal job is a Office Gopher.
andrew, Your ideal job is a Kids TV Presenter lmao
jonnyw86
26-01-2007, 10:57
jonnyw86, Your ideal job is a Stand Up Comedian.
shame i aint funny lol
haha im funny!!!!... ::)
anyways it said ''daniel thomas young, Your ideal job is a The job you have now''
so i tried without my middle name and henceforth got ''daniel young, Your ideal job is a Rear End of Panto Cow. '' either wasy im screwed ..but things are looking up!! ''daniel, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot. ''
haha..then i got bored (sorry) ''vaginal baggage, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director''
tompaine
31-01-2007, 09:19
hmmm, my sucked. I got, Lhanbryde Community Worker. What the hell!!!
Hey i got the exact same job lol! Nathan, Your ideal job is a Lhanbryde Community Worker. what the hell?!
Your ideal job is a Shoplifting.
Great, glad to know the job predictor values me so highly...
Ha Ha, i didnt know shoplifting was a job!
Colin,Your ideal job is a Headteacher.
Your ideal job is a President.
:)
Ha ha me and u becci Could take over the world! my job is prime minister! The new bush and blair!
Jonathan Briggs, Your ideal job is a Rabbit Slayer.
But I love bunnies!
lessthandave
08-02-2007, 12:55
dave, Your ideal job is a Superhero.
Oh yes, I think it hit the nail on the head there! Where do I apply?
Haha, me and Richard taking over the world tbh! :)
Zulaimi, Your ideal job is a As the Speaking Clock.
nashano1
10-02-2007, 10:32
natasha, Your ideal job is a Traffic Warden ???
Dietician.
The careers advisor at my school told my friend she should be an undertaker haha.
chulitostu
12-02-2007, 10:58
My ideal job is a As the Speaking Clock.
At the post.. the time will be 22:58 Local time.
sixblade
13-02-2007, 01:04
im a mermaid and apparently my chat up line is "im gay, want to try and convert me?" rofl
whispersandlies
13-02-2007, 07:57
I've always predicted my job to be a porn star but now i know this is not going to happen
i get to be a puppeteer! woo hoo! ;D
Highly amusing "Spinster with cats" Im not even sure what that would involve!
Wurg, Your ideal job is a Pole Dancer.
Just wrong
Peter, Your ideal job is a Litter Warden.
Slightly better. Less mind-scarring, certainly.
siradam134
16-02-2007, 03:56
Adam, Your ideal job is a Bunjee Jumper.
well then!
metalmulisha_9119
18-02-2007, 05:50
metalmulisha_9119, Your ideal job is a Top Gun Pilot.
Sweeeeet i'm the next Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer.
ebizmybef
18-02-2007, 09:06
your ideal job is a nursery teacher.
hmmm i don't really like kids.
oabolarin
19-02-2007, 08:37
i dont think its all true.....
SilkyJohnson
19-02-2007, 05:54
I'd pick you off with my sniper rifle ;) :D
SilkyJohnson, Your ideal job is a Trained Assassin.
Charlotte, Your ideal job is a Funeral Director.
Hee, I always wanted to do that as a child!
kheather
20-02-2007, 03:11
If i use my first name kelly I'm a headteacher, if i use my full name kelly heather then i'm should be a complete and utter nutter! Charming!! If i use my user name kheather then i should be playing for rangers. Which one should i choose?
did mine, i am a pirate (true)
i liked my daughters one:
Iona, Your ideal job is a that you are a complete and utter nutter. (Defiantly TRUE)
:D :D :D
Your ideal job is a Human Shield. lol
Laura, Your ideal job is a Nun.
Ha, yeah right. Never gonna happen.
theroadie
01-04-2007, 05:16
my ideal job is an insurance fraudster
vinsanityxv
07-04-2007, 12:44
thats so weird it says "Tony L, Your ideal job is a Fluffy Bunny Trainer."
LOL wonder what headteacher is referring to :P
My ideal job is a Supermodel.
Mara Lane
03-05-2007, 03:58
Mara Lane, Your ideal job is a Gigolo.
Don't you have to be male to be a gigolo?
hahah.... i totally agree !!!
What a weird predictor ..... just random ?
I put Jack Bauer in and it said Air Steward(ess) !
Wheras Kieffer Sutherland was listed as ...... Insurance Fraudster !
That's not a job title that's an accusation. LoL.
Gordon Apps, Your ideal job is a Superhero. Marvellous, just what i always wanted ;D
shampoop
10-05-2007, 03:58
Laura, Your ideal job is a Nun.
Well, that would be fun.
gnatman66
16-05-2007, 11:02
gnatman66, Your ideal job is a Rally Car Driver.
I'll buy that.
ChristianNM
02-03-2008, 04:13
awesome, my ideal job is "Village Idiot" :(
The site has errored :/ I wanted to know my job :(
Crashdown26
02-03-2008, 04:30
The site has errored :/ I wanted to know my job :(
Follow this link instead then, it worked for me
http://www.jobpredictor.com/
liz_black
02-03-2008, 04:37
"Hey thanks for your query, I have checked out everything about you and I predict that your ideal job liz is a bodyguard. Good luck in your new career."
--Cloud--
02-03-2008, 04:45
My ideal job is a Topless Mode o0, wow i never thought about that XD LMAO
My is a clown. Common! What's the pay?
I predict that your ideal job Randeh is a Pub landlord. Good luck in your new career.
seems the site is down.
always this error here occurs.
"There is an error in the page you are trying to navigate to,
please select from the site map below."
your ideal job is a Circus ring master. ::)
"your ideal job Jon Lee is a tree surgeon" - i like axes and chainsaws
"your ideal job Jonathan Lee is a Quiz Show Contestant" - im no good at quiz's
"your ideal job xiras is a Chef" - no its not i hated being a chef!
dingo22uk
03-03-2008, 10:40
My ideal job is Satan...Don't know whether to be impressed or depressed. Says I have a great uniform so not all bad.
"Hey thanks for your query, I have checked out everything about you and I predict that your ideal job Brooke is a tree surgeon. Good luck in your new career."
lol, never saw that one coming...
To firefly_andy: Shiny icon; browncoats unite!
ThisIsMe
05-03-2008, 02:27
Hey thanks for your query, I have checked out everything about you and I predict that your ideal job Dougie is a Chef. Good luck in your new career.
i even thought to myself earlier, i hate cooking!!
Hey thanks for your query, I have checked out everything about you and I predict that your ideal job Andrew is a Chef. Good luck in your new career.
argh it's after me!! Andrew is my first name, Dougie my 2nd.
yay:
Hey thanks for your query, I have checked out everything about you and I predict that your ideal job Dougie Swallow is a Monkey Impressionist. Good luck in your new career.
I love monkeys :)
afournier
07-03-2008, 02:09
My ideal job is a soccer player. I guess you guys would call it a football player
"I predict that your ideal job Ferkoj is a Rally Car Driver." -> ridiculous... though once I really wanted to be one;)
I can't get the page to load so i'll just say dog catcher... lol
Hey thanks for your query, I have checked out everything about you and I predict that your ideal job Jenny is a Rally Car Driver. Good luck in your new career.
What.....
TheLurker
11-03-2008, 11:45
My ideal job is a Chef. I can hardly cook a simple meal... LOL
My ideal job is...a tree surgeon "good luck in your new career". Right, better go and find some xylem to repair :D
Looks like the site is down guys... oh well
ferkojozko
16-03-2008, 05:02
I should be a prime - minister:) lol.. funny enough esp since im studying politics
jokerjack99
31-03-2008, 03:58
lol my ideal job is satan but i refuse the spandex suit like in the pic
Don't know if anyone has mentioned this or not but the prediction thing is no longer there it seems
henning123
01-04-2008, 08:56
The site are down. Can the mods look into this and mabe lock this topic?
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