Tell a lie

[Andrew]

i dont post very much

[Oliv3r]

I will ban anyone who posts lost

[jonnyw86]

im not welsh

[Andrew]

i don't know how to use photoshop

[Oliv3r]

Andrew wont get 1000 posts by the end of the month

[jonnyw86]

this site is rubbish

[Andrew]

i didn't download lost at 5am

[Richard]

Lost is boring

[k_traylor92]

i am dead

[Andrew]

i'm gay

[jonnyw86]

im male

[Oliv3r]

i didn't post this

[Richard]

im a llama!

[Andrew]

i'm the easter bunny

[k_traylor92]

i am attracted to fat guys in thongs

[jonnyw86]

i wanna kill myself

[sse]

I feed my dog with my shit and she eats mine, nth else

[Becci]

I hate heroes. ::)

[jonnyw86]

im an alcoholic

[k_traylor92]

i have so much karma, its crazy

[Aaron]

im a kiwi

[Andrew]

i swam with sharks today

[jonnyw86]

i'm a pimp

[Aaron]

i have a brother and a sister

[Andrew]

i got 30 kids

[sse]

i don;t love my bf

[jonnyw86]

im not the new mod ;D

[Richard]

i Live in a box

[sse]

My last post still exists

[Aaron]

there was a double episode of prison break this week

[jonnyw86]

nobody is goin 2 watch lost 2moro

[Andrew]

i hate thrusdays

[Peter]

I like mondays (especially the mornings)

[jonnyw86]

drinkin lots of alcohol is borin

[Aaron]

i'm a forum newbie

[Andrew]

this is my first post

[jonnyw86]

this is my last post lol

[kheather]

I'm not addicted to watching 24 or lost or prison break!

[Andrew]

i not going to post any links for lost

[jonnyw86]

oliv3r.net is closin down after 2 day

[kingjohn69uk]

Because i didn't save the cheerleader, the world ended yesterday.. i tried my hardest too!!!

[beatthebullet]

Liverpool are not going to win the champions league this year!!

[Andrew]

i hate heroes

[pk9448]

I hate 24

[SarahJudd]

this forum is boring

[Becci]

I just ate a snail

[insanitic]

i hate heroes

[kingjohn69uk]

My Name is Earl.

[Sparklingkijo]

I currently teach basic medical hygeine to young children in Tasmania, where dirt kicked up by rampant Tazmanian Devils has caused widespread outbreaks of the bird flu and typhiod fever. The government has tried to quell the problem Devils by importing a new variety of Bunny from the newly famous and rich country of Saint Kitts and Nevis, called Bugs. However, there has been an unforseen complication in this matter as it seems the Bugs Bunnies choose not to multiply like well bunnies. The government remains at a loss of what to do and may soon abondon the country and return to Mars for further experiments to determine if making a stable colony on the hostile Earth planet would be possible.

[jonnyw86]

i built the eiffel tower all on my own

[SarahJudd]

i hope July 20th never comes.

[angelxx]

im a guy <3

[Fernip]

I've never watched a film in my life!!!

[Peter]

the above post does not scare me

(also)

it is not my birthday

[Slay]

desperate housewives is the best show ever (if that ain't a lie, then i don't know what is)

[Andrew]

i hate this forum

[SarahJudd]

i am dreading tonight

[Slay]

spam games are not an easy source of forum money

[Owenny]

I do not have a pet rock!

[SarahJudd]

i do not want a pet rock

[Slay]

i love the pet rock

[adamterakhir]

I'm on the list.

[DNA Mad Scientist]

I'm trying to decide whether or not to accept David Tennant's marriage proposal...

Mel >:D

[Slay]

i just came back from mars

[Peter]

I have no cats

[Little Freak]

Im Mickey Mouse!

[ThisIsMe]

i am an admin on this website

[Slay]

i don't like pie

[andy.182]

I didn't just see Ash.

[ThisIsMe]

i love men

[DNA Mad Scientist]

I wrote the latest Harry Potter book for J.K. Rowling as she was stuck for ideas.

Mel :)

[no one]

I am lost

[ThisIsMe]

i hate oliv3r ;)

[Slay]

women hate me

[Lumocolor]

Im standing up

[prisonbreakaholic]

i love 24

[Fernip]

cheese is my favourite food

[ThisIsMe]

i dont want to go out with emma watson ;)

[Lumocolor]

I want to go out with Emma Watson :32:

[Slay]

I know who Emma Watson is.

[prisonbreakaholic]

my homepage is oliv3r

[Fernip]

I'm married with 6 kids

[pk9448]

i love cats

[Slay]

i hate spam games

[Fernip]

The 4400 is my favourite show ever

[McLeron]

britney spears is a talented very together woman

[Slay]

McDwight doesn't watch star trek...

[ThisIsMe]

i hate slay

[McLeron]

McDwight doesn't watch star trek...


of course i do - only the coolest people in the world with about 14 girlfriends are required to watch it

[Slay]

McDwight doesn't watch star trek...

of course i do - only the coolest people in the world with about 14 girlfriends are required to watch it

wouldn't it have been easier to have 13 girlfriends and not watch it?

anyways, i love star trek too

[prisonbreakaholic]

i've seen that video on youtube of that britney spears fan

[ThisIsMe]

i didn't think the lass that served me in a fish and chip shop on Sunday was hot ;)

[pk9448]

i am so tidy and efficient in every way and not lazy at all!

[scottyboy292]

I see dead people.....

[ThisIsMe]

I don't want to rule the world


(mwhahaha)

[pk9448]

i have been to the gym every day as i planned!

[skachild]

i hate oliv3r.net

(which is a lie.. hehe...)

[tv-show]

i do not like heroes and i never drink any water in my life

[StevenMcmurray]

I Dont Sleep

[ThisIsMe]

i don't have a gf that lives in liverpool ;)

[Cheese]

I have an exam right now that I'm missing.

[skachild]

i like to go to work everyday.

[aizat2306]

i didnt steal credits from anyone.

[Jonny]

Im amazing at golf

[skachild]

actually im from korea.. the name is park ji-sung. im rich in korea.!

[henning123]

Computers are not my hobby, just a pastime.

[aizat2306]

i like sushi

[skachild]

i dont like sushi

[lostkelly]

i hate this site!!

[Oliv3r]

I love spam and am willing to give cookies to everyone who does it.

[andy.182]

I shot Phil Mitchell

[aizat2306]

i know what a cookie is? anyone dont wnt to tell me?

[zarksentinel]

I never use computer before .

[Akhenaten]

Johnny Depp climbed in through my window once.

[batchelert]

I'm not obsessed with lost.

[southofthedmz]

I really hate the Gilmore Girls!
I really love kimchi (korean fermented cabbage with hot red pepper) Yummy!

[Akhenaten]

I only have one leg and a glass eye.

[zarksentinel]

I don't know how to type

[Lux]

I don't have a driving license.

[Bakie]

this site is rubbish
agreed

[mahzam]

i'm not here.

[antonyfl]

i love me

[Devgil]

The penguins rule the world

[ThisIsMe]

devgil lies!!!!

[purplepenguin]

The penguins rule the world


Hell Yeah! In fact, purple penguins are indeed the most prominent of all.

[DaDeather]

im a virgin :X

[mahzam]

i'm not Head of Operation

[jay77]

I'm a chimp

[lukelettuce]

im not a good liar

[firegirlnini]

I`m sleeping right now

[quexerra]

I like "Kate and Sawyer", rather than "Kate and Jack".

[anonymousforever]

I have a two inch penis

[Spyque]

Amy Winehouse is hot

[SoulSeekerHS]

I am 30 Feet tall and can spit fire!!

[TeRp]

Someone gave me karma.

[Sweets]

I havent had sex for 5 years. :-X

[sle7]

i lhate heroes

[Arcanister10]

im love school

[ThisIsMe]

i dont love men and women ;)

[dcfangirl]

My name is Harry Potter, and I am a wizard.

[3lement]

i own many pets :P

[ThisIsMe]

i dont want to have Randeh's babies :)

[3lement]

LOL!!

Dougie does a crap gollum impression ;)

[mahzam]

i hate new forum

[poke8111]

I'm not gay..... but is not is the meaning of being gay to which I'm not but in this situation it is to not be gay. :Pirate: LOL

[TeRp]

I was able to resist watching Stargate Atlantis Season 5 until after it airs on July 11th.

[ak800i]

i am not playing this game because it is stupid

[Whizzykid]

i have never ever lied before :Yes:

[Panthera]

I don't have really curly hair!

[chuckchan]

I like broccoli very very much!

[Bones906]

I've never been to New York.................

[ak800i]

i never eat.... because im to busy

[nouvosion]

i'm a gay..who wants **** with me..

[jakesdavis]

I pwned Chuck Norris. And memorized the diktionary while i was at it.

:D

[TheKareemofWheat]

I'm the one who blew up Krypton.

[Ressentir]

I don't feel like I need someone in my life sometimes

[Panthera]

My favorite color in clothing is pink.

[Horcrux]

I hate Harry Potter and Doctor Who.

[blackliquidedit]

I'm not posting here just to the counting.