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McLeron
26-06-2007, 11:17
Write down something you've learned from many movie stereotypes:

e.g. If there is a bridge made out of rope, it will inevitably snap

Here goes: if you wear glasses you are a 'nerd'

Slay
26-06-2007, 05:51
During police investigations, there will always be at least one inquiry to be made at a bar or strip joint..

angelxx
07-07-2007, 08:48
An Inconvenient Truth taught me how the Ice Age comes to "life" lol

McLeron
07-07-2007, 10:47
During police investigations, there will always be at least one inquiry to be made at a bar or strip joint..


...where the men will down whisky and wince painfully and manly-lily

lostkelly
09-08-2007, 11:24
whenever there is a killer on the lose he/she will always catch up with the victim and narrowlt miss killing them.

Slay
11-08-2007, 10:29
whenever there is a killer on the lose he/she will always catch up with the victim and narrowlt miss killing them.

yup, and the victim will usually go through a lot of pain before getting rescued by the 'hero'

McLeron
14-08-2007, 01:07
During the climax, a crate full of money wil explode for some reason, and the charred money will rain down on the sea

Jonny
14-08-2007, 02:11
In a car chase atleast 1 police car will crash

Fernip
24-08-2007, 12:40
if a group splits up in a horror movie they start to get killed off

skachild
09-11-2007, 01:42
bad guys always lose..

Cheese
09-11-2007, 09:37
If a vehicle is going to explode they always only just escape before it does.

aizat2306
10-11-2007, 07:57
heroes always win..

McLeron
12-11-2007, 04:20
it seems that NO ONE on TV knows that if you put a red sock in with lots of whites, everything ends up pink

P
12-11-2007, 06:14
Bombs conveiently have numbers on them so you know exactly when they will go off.

One guy against an army of at least 1000 trained combat men, has a greater chance of coming out it unscathed..

Fernip
14-11-2007, 10:56
All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets which reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

pk9448
20-11-2007, 01:19
whenever there is a killer on the lose he/she will always catch up with the victim and narrowlt miss killing them.

yup, and the victim will usually go through a lot of pain before getting rescued by the 'hero'


the victims would run away from the killer as fast as they can and then the killer would slowly walk and would still be able to catch up with the victims and kill them!

mgan
13-01-2008, 07:46
when i was like 7 i was watching Arthur and it taught me that H2O = water!! haah I thnk i passed Chem because of Arthur! loolage!

llamamama
09-11-2009, 10:02
Pregnant women always go into labor at the most inopportune moments.

chuckchan
09-07-2010, 02:14
One never dies from falling off a cliff, car explosion, or any other circumstances where the body can't be recovered.

Bad guys tell lengthy narratives before killing, hence allowing the hero to appear and save the day just when the trigger's about to be pulled.

TheKareemofWheat
12-06-2011, 05:00
High school teachers never seem to know what times their classes end, because they never finish their lectures before the bell rings.