Three word story part 2

[Andrew]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old

[ThisIsMe]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean

[Slay]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off

[lostkelly]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine

[SarahJudd]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that

[Slay]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen

[Fernip]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some

[McLeron]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned

[Slay]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable

[ThisIsMe]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled

[kingjohn69uk]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade

[Slay]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in

[ThisIsMe]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing

[scottyboy292]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog

[tv-show]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling

[ThisIsMe]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling Draco's bum shattered

[bjp]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling Draco's bum shattered! Draco jumped into

[scottyboy292]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling Draco's bum shattered! Draco jumped into bed with Ron

[Cheese]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling Draco's bum shattered! Draco jumped into bed with Ron in order to

[Fernip]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling Draco's bum shattered! Draco jumped into bed with Ron in order to enjoy himself fully

[bjp]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling Draco's bum shattered! Draco jumped into bed with Ron in order to enjoy himself fully and play with

[ThisIsMe]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling Draco's bum shattered! Draco jumped into bed with Ron in order to enjoy himself fully and play with dangly-bits as he

[Crashdown26]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling Draco's bum shattered! Draco jumped into bed with Ron in order to enjoy himself fully and play with dangly-bits as he ate some cheesecake

[Cheese]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling Draco's bum shattered! Draco jumped into bed with Ron in order to enjoy himself fully and play with dangly-bits as he ate some cheesecake. Suddenly, an amazing

[ThisIsMe]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling Draco's bum shattered! Draco jumped into bed with Ron in order to enjoy himself fully and play with dangly-bits as he ate some cheesecake. Suddenly, an amazing rabbit called Peter

[Crashdown26]

I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling Draco's bum shattered! Draco jumped into bed with Ron in order to enjoy himself fully and play with dangly-bits as he ate some cheesecake. Suddenly, an amazing rabbit called Peter [b]opened fire on

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I walked in then look at a strange object It was very long and hard and sharp but glowed bright green, and had blood coming down its round wet pole. Then Suddenly it jumped from behind me and said, have you seen that big white that I just kicked and punched in the face and just then everything went silent.then it all went black as someone hit me, so I turned my torch on and then the room started spinning and I fell on to my old grandmother's dog, which then tried to bite my ear off, but it didn't feel painful, it felt wet and cold. I was shocked!!! I didn't know came over me then suddenly my arm fell off but maybe I could sew it back on. If I could just find those damn pink magic slippers and my bra I would be a lot safer.

As I try to find those, I heard something, it sounded like a baby crying on the ceiling, then it fell breaking the floor revealing a huge hole that I wedged my bum through. I felt a rush of water coming down my big ass as the large monkey slapped me and gave me a great big hug. He was much bigger than the elephant standing in the pot of gold over behind the red car he stole. The car was on fire! I pulled out a red fire extinguisher omg its empty! I phoned up girlfriend Scarlet Johanson but discovered that she was already on her way to meet me, I put on my flying cape and red gloves. I bent over and tripped on my pet donkey which bit my girlfriend in half.

Then next thing I knew, I was eating Pie and it was singing a very camp pop song. I laughed loudly while drinking vodka but it shot out of my nose and eyes. I passed out.

When I woke there was a big dark figure who looked like the abominable snowman. Wow, I thought you are beautiful. "Will you marry my brother Frank"? He said no! .... but he was crying out loud. I tried to find a weapon, thats when i realised that I was back in the spaceship with some of my alien friends who had no clothes, just wearin sunglasses. They were dancing! I closed my eyes and stepped forward hoping that my glasses would be lying somewhere but they weren't there, instead a note was sitting there. It was pink and smelt like something I had smelled once before.

Harry Potter was standing like an idiot when a brick flew straight towards his most private of areas, then he grabbed his miniature magic stick and he hits the brick flying, wetting his pants and realising that Draco loves licking anything that is round and hard. He took his head out of the turkey when suddenly he smiled winking at Hermione who nodded back, like an old and wise bean, before taking off in a submarine. He wished that something would happen eager for some good ol' fashioned and always enjoyable; so Harry pulled out a spade, shoved it in Dracos bum, laughing like a hedgehog without any feeling Draco's bum shattered! Draco jumped into bed with Ron in order to enjoy himself fully and play with dangly-bits as he ate some cheesecake. Suddenly, an amazing rabbit called Peter opened fire on both of them