3 word story!

[3lement]

3 WORD STORY GAME

Here are the rules. The person who posts after me has to carry the sentence on with 3 words only.

e.g. if i put: A man walked... then the person who posts after could write: into a bar...


Its simple and you get really funny outcomes, be as random and as outrageous as you like :P Here Goes!

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There once was...

[Gonzie]

a furry badger

[andy.182]

who liked to

[3lement]

sit down and

[Gonzie]

drink some beer

[Cheese]

. In the middle

[Gonzie]

of hyde park

[Cheese]

one day, there

[Gonzie]

many furry badgers

[ThisIsMe]

drunkenly danced like

[andy.182]

Will Smith because

[Gonzie]

free beer was

[Fernip]

drunk through hoses

[andy.182]

which was strange

[3lement]

and so he

[Zehl]

had a seizure

[3lement]

and got rescued

[Gonzie]

by a sober badger

[3lement]

whom had happened

[Gonzie]

been on holiday

[3lement]

to Hawaii where

[Gonzie]

a badger rehab clinic

[3lement]

Resided on the

[ThisIsMe]

Sandy Beach, that

[Gonzie]

is badger exclusive

[andy.182]

because they don't

[Gonzie]

like foxes or

[jimblim]

minxes to either

[3lement]

eat or devour

[andy.182]

the badgers. After

[3lement]

their massage session (WHAT IS WITH THE BADGERS? Lol)

[feralchef]

then came along....................

[Bodybaguk]

an ugly old...........................

[Gonzie]

elder badger who _____________________

[Bodybaguk]

looked like a............................................

[3lement]

man with converse.......................................... ...

[Marecski]

who is living
___________________________________--

[Cheese]

in the rain.
.

[Karapotes]

which is not


.

[Marecski]

the swimming pool
_____________________________

[Cheese]

. Although it's not
_

[feralchef]

unheard of that......................

[Marecski]

witch trying to
________________________________

[Bodybaguk]

jump up into..................

[Cheese]

a secretive hideout
_

[Marecski]

to be safe
_____________________________________

[Bodybaguk]

from the rampaging......................................... ........

[Gonzie]

feral badger crew_____________________________

[Cheese]

that tend to __

[Marecski]

be cool like
____________________________________

[Bodybaguk]

a large fridge.............................

[Cheese]

in the snow. (Full stop!)

[northerngirl]

(New sentence). And then a ?????????????????????????

[Marecski]

bird came to
____________________________________________

[killerbng2]

i will not............. ............

[Cheese]

make any sense
:Ermm:

[Marecski]

so I can
______________________________

[Bodybaguk]

do what I .................................................. .......

[Cheese]

always think is...................

[Marecski]

the best for
_________________________________

[Bodybaguk]

keeping my badgers

___________________

[Cheese]

protected and secure........................

[Marecski]

from the thieves
_________________________________

[feralchef]

that like to .......................................

[Cheese]

hunt and study....................

[Marecski]

really hard for
________________________________

[Bodybaguk]

thier thief exams.

_______________

[Cheese]

The other day..................

[Marecski]

they tried to
______________________________________________

[Bodybaguk]

steal a copy
.

[Cheese]

of a disturbing..................

[Marecski]

test that is
_____________________________

[Bodybaguk]

about cutting up .

[Cheese]

......................The worst thing

[Marecski]

that ever happened
/---------------------------------

[Bodybaguk]

to me was .

[Cheese]

at the opera
.

[Marecski]

I saw a
________________________________

[Bodybaguk]

giant badger with _

[Cheese]

an amazing number.....................

[Bodybaguk]

of sharp teeth -

[Marecski]

that was about
________________________________________

[Cheese]

99 percent razor....................

[Bodybaguk]

1 percent cheese -

[Marecski]

and it was
________________________________

[Cheese]

a rather peculiar...............

[Bodybaguk]

smell coming from............... .

[Marecski]

the weird house
____________________________________________

[Cheese]

that these teeth........................

[dreamaker]

---------------------
-rather from the-
---------------------

[Marecski]

witch house that
______________________________________

[mercury]

...was really crappy...
.

[Cheese]

The witch leader......................

[Marecski]

became a very _______________________________________

[VinVin__]

......hungry when she............

[goibas]

made a potion of

_______________________________

[taddr420]

consisting of myrrh,
____________________________________________

[Andrew]

and of sliver
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[llamamama]

she stirred it
_________________________________________

[Cheese]

until it exploded ...

[TomeG]

Then he started...Then he started...Then he started...

[llamamama]

running in circles
____________________________

[Cheese]

because his mind ...

[pjetja]

was only dirty...................

[taddr420]

enough for the silver.....
_____________________

[milly]

and gold charms.................

[ah_keh]

and also diamonds.....................

[kdtdancer]

so now he...........................

[thanh109]

i'm understand that.....:angry:

[ThisIsMe]

young kids melt

............................

[TheDoc]

from the sun
...................

[Cheese]

and the rain .

[capique]

will be done..................

[Ouuyeah]

in three days .........................................

[ethanemc505]

the skypeople will come
............

[starr291]

and take away ..............................

[puella]

the precious diamonds.. :wub:

[dp10]

which were stolen ...............

[Oliv3r]

by a goat


...............................

[TheDoc]

wearing a cape
..........................

[idzmil]

but when she




....................................

[mop09]

knows that the
....................

[TheDoc]

bananas were unripe
............

[Sir Thursday]

she realises that

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[rustykaos]

She has to
...........................................

[dr.jello]

that's what she........................................

[TheDoc]

start making sense
..................

[rustykaos]

After the original
............................

[Jessica.]

idea did not.........................

[TheDoc]

show itself immediately.

.

[theavenger]

Little did she

--------------->

[harpy]

know what the
..........................

[TheDoc]

problem really was .

[Bones906]

So she decided...........................................

[Gdoctor]

to sever another................

[TheDoc]

person's spinal cord
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im glad someone is mixing things up a bit lol

[McBumblehead]

...with dental floss............................................. ........

[Gdoctor]

The abomination was.....

Good to see newbies helping us out

[Cheese]

observed by a......................................

[TheDoc]

pink fluffy elephant?

lol .

[Gdoctor]

Nearby, a puppeteer.....

Wanted to put a "master" in there but oh well

[gtraylo]

noticed his master...

I'll continue the "master" for ya.

[Gdoctor]

hacking away on.....

thanks

[TheDoc]

the dead elephant.

naughty GDoc didnt wait 2 posts lol

[Cheese]

While performing the.......................

Haha TheDoc, yeah GDoc you're meant to wait two in between.

[Gdoctor]

Macarena in front......

Sorry got caught up in the moment lol But I definitely will never forget now.

[TheDoc]

meanwhile GDoc thought

make a mistake & you get put in the story haha :op

[Cheese]

about chilled monkeys ..........

[Gdoctor]

and tasty bratwurst......

Hope I get killed off lol

[TheDoc]

with strawberry ice-cream

damn shame its not a 4 word story, 'cause when i saw "chilled monkey's" i immediately thought brains & temple of doom lmao

[Cheese]

and caramel sauce.

This is getting odd. :p

[Gdoctor]

The temple of doom......

I never thought we would be this ingenious :biggrin: (gotta love these smilies)

[TheDoc]

chilled monkey's brains

GDoc, it seems you only read my post & skipped cheese's 3 words, now it really doesnt make any sense lmao

[Cheese]

by exploiting the.......

It does kind of make sense if you put a full stop at the end of my 3 words (as GDoc started a new sentence).
Besides, if it makes sense it's not a spam game. :huh:

[Gdoctor]

Pharaoh's last wishes.....

I'm getting pretty confused but I like it that way. In the big picture, it'll all make sense as time will have been wasted:nowink:

[TheDoc]

but plane exploded

fair enough cheese i know its a spam game & not meant to make much or any sense, but going by what you said that would make the last 2 posts short complete sentences. eh screw it then, make less sense then we'll have the thread to ourselves because not many, including us know what the hell is going on lmao

[kkkk]

over an island

This is not quite making sense but I'm just going to continue from TheDoc for the hell of it...

[Gdoctor]

in 2500 bc

Might as well bring an element of time into this wreck!

[Cheese]

causing mayhem with ............

Lol, it was making perfect sense until your post TheDoc. :nowink:

"The temple of doom chilled monkey's brains by exploiting the Pharaoh's last wishes but plane exploded"

[TheDoc]

deformed looking robots

lol oh make up your mind mate, now you're saying its 'sposed to be making sense?:tongue2:

[Gdoctor]

standing behind Satan.

It's barely readable but still I love the way we are heading! (Plus I waited two posts:laugh:)

[Cheese]

The robots attacked..........

I'm assuming that's meant to be a full-stop. :nowink:

[TheDoc]

slaughtering innocent bystanders ,

[Gdoctor]

while sipping mojitos

Yes it was meant to be a full-stop lol

[kkkk]

in beautiful Thailand.

Thought I'd link a couple of threads together...

[TheDoc]

i cant believe .

[Gdoctor]

that gremlins are

Punctuation has really been a problem...

[Bodybaguk]

big, green, hairy -

[Cheese]

and have resorted...............

Indeed GDoc, that full stop is confusing on TheDoc's post but there are a whole lot of spaces in between (i.e. to get over 30 characters).

[Gdoctor]

to unjustifiable violence........

I know but still TheDoc and me always bicker on each other's posts.

[raptour]

leaving concrete evidence.....

I assume the ... means that it isnt the end of the sentence. Just read through the entire thread. had a great laugh.

[Cheese]

in their trail .......

Yep that's the way it works I guess.
Haha great effort, must've taken a while! How much of it actually made sense?

[TheDoc]

lurking around the

lol GDoc you're making us sound like a weird couple & i want none of that haha :P

[Gdoctor]

creepy wooden barn.

lol I'll stop then because I also want none of that.

[raptour]

The gremlins meet .....

haha quite a fair bit makes sense until all of a sudden an airplane came into the picture. hahaha

[Cheese]

their arch-rival mice .........

[TheDoc]

who're banana wielding,

make sense? now thats just plain crazy talk lol


The gremlins meet their arch-rival mice banana wielding gremlins,
Seriously? :nowink:

[Gdoctor]

who look like

Where could this go next?

[Cheese]

they've been deprived ...................

Who knows :huh:

[TheDoc]

of toilet paper !

damn unz-er's editing my post :p im soo sorry i forgot to cap the B, then it would have made more sense... sheesh getting picky about a random spam game haha

[Gdoctor]

Lord Vador explained.....

Let's try a classic route

[Cheese]

that toilet paper ...............

Indeed TheDoc, that would've made perfect sense. :nowink:

[raptour]

was made of.........

LOL hahah lets see where this goes. whats a classic route???

[Gdoctor]

grounded up people

Isn't Star Wars a classic?

[Cheese]

from distant planets .................

Very true to it also!

[TheDoc]

Vader in pursuit .......

i hadn't been paying attention to this, so 5 months later it resumes lol

[Cheese]

of space monkeys ...................

Haha yeah, guess you started a new sentence right?

[TheKareemofWheat]

discovered the desolate...........